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a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug
That oxy is a shoot me drug
When Mark refuses to send your very qualified candidate to a client, but does not hesitate to send his less than qualified candidate.
Mark: Client wanted to know our three best candidates for the Plant Manager role, so that's what I sent them.
Robert: We sent them like 15 candidates. Our best three must be pretty good. Whose candidates did you send?
Mark: One of mine and two from other recruiters.
Robert: Wait, isn't your guy an Operations Manager who has never run a site before? He's better than the other 14 real Plant Managers we sent?
Mark: I think so.
Robert: Ok Me Me Morek.
Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.
Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.
Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.
I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.
Charlie’s mum is a leng one
I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)