Another man who will not fucking die from doing something shitful! (Reference to Big Jackoff!)
Big Jack Huff: Step back schmuck!
A buzzkill of a broad that is very big and extra burly…grrr!
Brock: “Yo Lee! Have you seen Trey recently?”
Lee: “Nah dawg. Brotha done be MIA.”
Jamarcus: “Whatchu talkin bout MIA? He be trapped under Big Tash last I’s heard.”
Lee: “Exactly.”
Brock: “Someone dial the 911! We gots to save a brotha!”
Trey (gasping for air): “All good boys. She just been smothering me with her big ole bones.”
The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth
I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me
Big Jim is the kind of guy that they call a gentle giant... Unless provoked. Once provoked he can be a force to be reckoned with. He defends the weak and loves to embarrass "bullies". He will become a stone cold killer if you harm anything he loves, but most of the time he's the type of friend anyone would be proud to have. All women want him and all men want to BE him. He's ALWAYS over 6'3" and nearly 300lbs. of muscle. He's strong in ways most men can only dream of. He's a natural born leader with the ability to get things done. He's highly intelligent and quick witted. He's very capable of complex problem solving and you can guarantee results when he's placed on task. In closing, he's a true "Man's Man" that is a shining example to all men everywhere.
Random person #1) I don't know how we'll ever get this done in time!!
Random person #2) Let's call Big Jim he can do anything!!
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too fat too fit on the screen so this will have to do
ill try l
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The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.
BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you fuck hard with a big shit in her vagina which acts as lube it feels so chodee