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Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?
Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again
We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.
The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
Slang for the sperm of a black person
"Daddy, I want your Cock Cola on my face"
"Janice the fuck are you smoking?"
The act of betraying someone. It's comparable with anime betrayal
He fucked his friend's girlfriend, what a cock over
To hold someone at cock point is to rack back your foreskin to put cum in the chamber and then fire it off in a firehose-like fashion.
Multiple projectiles can be used besides cum such as birdshot, anal beads, etc. if inserted through the anus.
"Watch out buddy! I got you at cock point!"
>Racks back foreskin
"I got a family! Don't do it!"