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A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit
This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her
When you take your babies pacifier and shove it inside your cock, masturbate, bust a nut, and put the pacifier back in your babies mouth.
"Really Carlos your using Edwardo's pacifier for your cock plug again...?"
Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.
kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”
jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”
Used for when someone goes too far out of line (Pulled from "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.