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Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered
Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie
Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
When she gives the bomb ass blow job
She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head
Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo
Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?
Person 2: oh pointcrow?
The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
When a co-worker, thinking only of himself, decides to take a few days off on short notice to “rest up” before the next big project, leaving the remaining crew to work overtime in over to cover his shift.
“Did you hear we gotta work 12s cause that pussy Art chumped out and is taken a me-cation before the coal boat comes in?”