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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO IS SHY BUT SMART HOT BUT IS A BIG FAN OF K POP STILL YOU SHOULD ALL LOVE USE
DANG BRO I LOVE USE
It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"
the name Ricky uses to talk to Ocean
Ocean: Who are you right now?
Ricky: I already told you, monkey love drop
The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
To be in love is to tru(S)t one another amd to laugh with eachother. Despite the fact that you ma(Y) argue with eachother, you will a(L)ways work things out and continue li(V)ing in each others hearts.
In Love: its something you feel, or you know. You don't automatically know but eventually, you will. You get this amazing feeling like can't imagine not ever meeting them or you'll die just at the thought of losing them. When you think of them you see the future, you get these vibes that you never feel or felt with anyone before. Its like when you see all of those people that you used to think was soo damn fine they're not attractive anymore, you don't find looking at them enjoyable anymore. The only person you find attractive is the person your in love with, I fell in love with someone and I couldn't handle the pain of being with them for a long time and then thinking that they'll break my heart, so I thought that maybe if I ended it before they fell for me that no one would be hurt. I'd rather be with someone I don't love and then have them break my heart than the person that I am in love with so much. I just want him to be happy even if it's with her:(
Being in love is a drug