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Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023


Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.

"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"

by Fearlize February 5, 2017


Me want blowey

Me want blowey

Me want blowey

by Calamity4181 August 11, 2022


Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)

I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS

by teardvrpz April 9, 2022


shamrock shake me

when you want irish singer song writer niall horan to fuck you

erin: i want niall horan to shamrock shake me

by niallheartshishoes September 23, 2020


Pass me a sprite

When a person asking for said sprite is sexually aroused.

Stewbert, pass me a sprite because I’m feeling romantical.

by Rosa Parks Party Bus October 17, 2022


Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.

Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”

by Aintit October 17, 2018