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On the 1st of June every year is when you should kiss your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, etc. and they need to kiss you back. It doesn’t matter where or when, it’s just an excuse to kiss them. (Screenshot this and send it to them for context if needed)
You:*kisses person*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1
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Funniest mutual, cool person, hottest mutual 😨😨😨😨
what is redxchrry.1?
My rlly funny, cool, hot mutual 😜😜
A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.
Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1
They are clever and kind if you want a friend chose someone that he bornd at desember 1
Mary's boy friend was bornd at desember 1
the best music in the world. literally so calming and everything.
LISTEN TO IT unless you dont like it which i dont like you.
cool person: hey have you listened to gymnopedie no 1? it really calmed me down and everything.
me: yeah i feel so peaceful