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A turtle that lives in the desert
Look at that desert turtle!
A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”
A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!
A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.
"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2
Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.
"That guy looks like a black turtle."