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friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it
A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."
Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."
Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."
Inmate X- "dang."
When your (almost) girlfriend talks about what her awful mother said to her, is crying and is talking bad about herself, and you have to remind her that she's not loveless or deviant, but sensational.
''You're not loveless, you're not deviant, okay? You're sensational.''