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When your junk is showing out of your pants.
Rebekah your dip dan dangles are showing!
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
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a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself
That fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 Dan Quan's!
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He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt)
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Similar to a hot carl, it's when someone takes a crap in your hair, and you use it to spike it up.
Dude, I like your hair.
Thanks, it's a hot dan!
Dude.. that's gross.
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Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.
Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo
Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS
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One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.
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