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The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.
I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"
u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day
P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it
The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.
"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"