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A female reproductive organ; Vagina.
"Bro. Did you get any poo-c last night?"
"naww... she had a boyfriend .-."
A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet
P1 we have get a new toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.
Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb
A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.
That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.
When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.
"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."
A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.
I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.