October 8

National grab your girlfriends ass day

Hey babe you know what day it is?
It’s October 8th
It’s National grab ur girlfriends ass day

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May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

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8=D

this is obviously a smiley face ! and anyone who thinks it’s a willy is totally loserish

Mia: see u later ! 8=D
Tay: omg a willy !!!!
Mia: omg get with it, its a smiley face
Tay: oh, omg i’m so embarrassed (turned into a loser)

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November 8

National boys don’t drink day!

”Are coming to the party on november 8?”
”No, it’s national boys don’t drink day”

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November 8

National hold hands with your crush day

Steve:I really want to hold hands with Rebecca
Bro:Well its November 8 do it

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8==================================================================================================================================================D

the longest penis on urban dictionary, new world record

he put my big ol 8==================================================================================================================================================D into my ( ( {|} ) )

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8==D~({})

well
a penis going in a vagina
basically INTERCOURSE

Nick: Hey girl, wanna 8==D~({})?

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