December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

2 and a bbq

2 losses in a row in any type of sporting tournament, where the participating team looses both matches gets ousted from the tournament and then starts up the bbq and beer for the rest of the event.

1.) Rob's softball team lost both games in their double elimination tournament so they went 2 and a BBQ.

2.) Mark: "Drew lost both of his matches in the double elimination ping pong tourney."

Brian: "DANG! He really went 2 and a BBQ? Man he sucks."

2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

2 fnny

A shorter version of "Too Funny!".

Man! That show was 2 fnny!

apirl 2

If your born on this day this month People will say "you where almost a April fools baby lol " . And your a aries ♈♊♉♋♌♍♏♎♐♑♒♓

Somone : your born on apirl 2 bro you where almost a april fools baby and your a aries! (april 2 is a date of People where born

KV-2

Al so know as "Stalin's Fridge"

It big, it powerful

"hey what's that thing over the-"
*Fucking Dies*
*KV-2 Shell explodes*

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2