Itβs national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: itβs december 2
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This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they canβ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.
-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*
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The living copy of ebib is an adjacent universe, where it hasnt been reposted by normie newfag shitposting groups that think the me and my squad meme is even remotely funny. I, lukasz fucking hates these newfags and wish them death π³π‘
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the best game involving potatoes
person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game
person 2: just play portal 2
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National kiss your bestie dayπ
Me: itβs March 2nd
Bestie:*kiss*
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