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December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2

by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

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December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

by CEO OF EXISTENCE November 3, 2019

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Ebib 2

The living copy of ebib is an adjacent universe, where it hasnt been reposted by normie newfag shitposting groups that think the me and my squad meme is even remotely funny. I, lukasz fucking hates these newfags and wish them death 😳😑

β€œEbib ? More like ebib 2”

by Cumsock_69 June 14, 2019

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portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

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March 2

National kiss your bestie dayπŸ’‹

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

by Jern smells April 26, 2022

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2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

by RoninXII January 31, 2022

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2 fnny

A shorter version of "Too Funny!".

Man! That show was 2 fnny!

by StreenGA May 4, 2009

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