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n. The act of a player getting 0 kills in a Halo 3 multiplayer objective match, but the player played the match like a slayer match. The name was coined after Rage, a very skilled and die-hard Halo 3 player, went 0-6-11 during Multi Flag CTF on Isolation in Social Skirmish. The catch is that Rage plays every game like it’s a slayer game. For the first half of the CTF game, he played it like slayer and was still unable to obtain at least one kill.
Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
I think Rage is the only one who could ever get a Rage Perfect. No one else is THAT terrible.
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Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.
Cord Rage-"Look at you Ragin!!!"
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1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
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Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
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A video specifically designed to make you mad so that you interact more with the video.
Most rage baiters sell a product too!
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Person A: "Did you see how many people were at the show?"
Person B: "Yeah, like a million."
Person A: "Raging balls."
or:
Person A: "That was such an incredible sale, I got this sweater for like three cents!"
Person B: "Raging balls."
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A self-crafted stick or pole that is held high by music festival-goers so that if their group is split up, they can scan the crowd for their groups "rage stick". Rage Sticks often sport the faces pf popular celebrities such as George Clooney or Trey Anastasio.
At a Phish show in 2013
Man 1: "Dude we'll never find our friends in this massive crowd"
Man 2: "Its OK, Lisa said they were holding a rage stick with a picture of Tom Cruise's head on it"
Man 1: "Oh yea! I see Toms head bobbing up and down over there by the beer stands!"
Man 2: "Lets Go grab a beer then!"
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