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Me: what day is it
Oh
Its december 5
Sasha sucks toe uwu
A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.
A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.
Originally stated on encyclopedia dramatica, the power 5 are the 5 most overused shock images, from the very deep end of the cesspool that is also known as the internet, which have spread beyond plausible human control. Once seen, they will continually haunt your dreams and burn within your retinas, until you view the ultimate dread of the Pain series, the fresh pain of which will erase this weak image and replace it with something a little worse than death by burning penis. You have been warned.
Bob: Let's give Joe a shock
Bill: Why not use one of the power 5?
Bob: Oh, Good idea.
.....5 hours later
Joe: HOLY SHIT OMGWTF WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
An adjective derived from the G5 by Mac, the world's fastest word processor. It has now expanded as an umbrella term used as an adjective synonymous with "super fast". It has also been used as a noun for anything fast.
Used as an adjective in Mariah Carey's song "Clown" off her 2002 "Charmbracelet" almbum: "My g-5 20 minutes wasn't nothin'".
Used as a noun in Jesse McCartney's new 2008 single "Leavin'": "Girl we flying on a g-5, g-5".
Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.
I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.