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When a closeted gay man gets caught watching gay porn in mid-orgasm.
"What are you watching?! Are you Cumming Out?!"
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when you are fucking a girl and you look up at the clock and start pounding hard as to quickly cum because your late for class/work
sean- hey man where u been? you fucking late man!
chris- yeah sorry i was at kristinas, i had to cum rush
sean- oh cool was she any good?
chris- shut up sean u fucking retard!
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When involved in a gang back(with one or two more men then women), right before the males are about to explode with delight, the gather the girls around, put them into a circle, and then make them get on their knees. Then they all proceed to cum all over the group of girls, aiming for their eyes and mouths. Then the females lick the cum of of all the girls.
" Man, that cum party was pretty nutty last night. Them bitches are crazy!"
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The feeling you get after an orgasm, that impares your ability to think and move.
Whitney - "Did you like that?"
Chadwick - "Uhh cream of corn."
Whitney - "WTF"
Chadwick - "Sorry.. cum dumb."
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The act of ejaculation, or cumming.
Man, I came so hard last night but I’m gonna make my girlfriend soaked when I cum tonight.
(This is an example of the cum verb)
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A Cum Monster is somebody who looks like they just jacked off and walked out their door wearing whatever they found on their bedroom floor. They can be found in most public places. Cum monsters don't really care about what people think of them and often don't shower.
Kevin: Hey, did you see that cum monster on the bus?
Ethan: Yeah, I smelt her the whole ride.
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