The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?
Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.
Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"
Tiktokker : Pinnapple pizza is god
Lionfield : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.
Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.
Similar to a tree burl, a large protrusion typically from the middle of a pizza slice to the crust. A pizza burl often makes a slice undesirable as the portion covered by the burl has no sauce or cheese.
Bro, you said there was a slice left in the box, but that slice has a pizza burl on it, no one wants that dry air pocket slice with no cheese!
1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.
2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.
Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.
Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.
Having access to actually good pizza places because you live on the east coast yet ignoring it.
Shane lives on the East Coast so he has access to good Pizza, yet he abuses his Pizza Privilege and goes to Papa Johns or Blaze Pizza