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A great entertainer that loves to fuck little boys
Michael Jackson is gay
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A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.
Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.
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A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!
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-Damn! Did you hear Trey went Michael Jackson?
-wdym ?
-He was Black just last week, now he’s white!
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A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.
Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!
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Teal'c from stargate confirming Daniel Jackson's Beliefs.
This is what Teal'c says to confirm the beliefs of Daniel Jackson many times throughout the series "stargate sg-1" and is often used by fan's in a dialogue.
"Don't the Gua'ould have the technology to probe a person's mind?"
"indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- stargate sg-1 --
"Feel like grabbing a beer hari?"
"Indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- not stargate sg-1 --
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A victim of many things; health induced or media induced
1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.
1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.
12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo
1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.
Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums
1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous
1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.
Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.
1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996
1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.
During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.
2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.
1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor
5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson
September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
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