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Danielle Kelly

A strong soul who never gives up. she always care for everyone and is very loving she always gives the beat advice and is the sweetest.

who’s that

it’s Danielle Kelly

by MexicanLawnMoer December 9, 2019


Lillie Kelly

Ryan Langford Is Such A Sexy Beast

I’m Lillie kelly and I Shagged him 876 times

by Itslilliekellybitches February 11, 2018


Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020


BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius

He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly

by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019


Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes June 8, 2012


kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 13, 2020


Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021