AP TSD

AP Traumatic-Stress Disorder; Something that most(maybe all) students experience after taking a really difficult AP course when they encounter material related to that AP course.

{In an AP Biology class}
Person A: After taking AP Chemistry, I get traumatic flashbacks to it whenever I hear or see significant figures. I failed the AP Exam because of them.
Person B: Dude, that is some bad AP TSD, except for me, it's whenever someone mentions derivatives
AP Biology Teacher: Don't forget to account for significant figures when calculating the water potential!
Person A: (Hello darkness my old friend...)

Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

Ape juice

Its just apes pee they drink, even they put there food in it, they pee in other apes, and yeah

Guy 1: hey bro some apes eating ape juice
Guy 2: yo you are good
Guy 1: No look
Guy 2: oh my -barfs-

ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.

“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”

APness

the feeling of false confidence that comes from taking AP courses in high school

I'm going to do great on the AP Chem exam. I have APness.

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

Idiotic Ape

a stupid/idiotic person

Jade - your an idiotic ape
Sonta - your a hypocritical animal
Jade - you know what, i don't care