with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.
"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.
"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily
She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again
Be weird about something.
Have little or no interest in the subject.
-My dog just died.
-So what?
- Don't be goop about it.
*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
Just hanging around. Slouching, pottering.
Me and my fella were just botting about yesterday.