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Any one of mixed heritage where one parent is Afro American
Barack Obama is Halfro American
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1. American Woman is a song released by the band The Guess Who in 1970.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
1. American Woman has such a catchy riff at the beginning.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
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An American with an identifiably Irish name who is all or mostly Irish in ancestry. They are detested by their snobbish kin in Ireland who revile them as wannabes and "plastic paddies." Much like the American Indian, they also used to be detested by their fellow Americans but now are romanticized and thought to be spiritual and numinous. Also much like the American Indian, however, they are actually much more likely to be found passed out drunk in the gutter than engaged in any wholesome spiritual pursuits.
Irishman: Feck off, you plastic, wannabe worm. When we need more money for the IRA we will talk to you some more and maybe, just maybe, we will let you lick our boots some while you are getting out your wallet.
Irish-American: *sigh*
Regular American: OMG, your name is Sullivan (or O'Toole or Ryan, etc.) That is so cool! Do you have, like, elven magic and stuff?!
IA: *sigh*
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The freedom that allows an individual to spread harmful misinformation (e.g. plandemic, anti-vax, etc...), but go to school with a bullet-proof backpack later.
Person: Ahh yes America, the land of the American freedom.
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Some poor Irish family in the 1800s left the Emerald Isles due to famine and sailed to America. Thus, they created new lives in American society, yet over a century onwards their great-great-great-great grandchildren insist that they are Irish. Even though they have never set foot on Irish turf in their life. It is an insult to the Irish nation and the Americans do get the piss taken for making such ridiculous claims. The Irish find it boring when, on holidays in the USA, the locals try to emphasise their Irishness. It doesn't work.
A - Oh, this guy I met in New York was telling me that he was Irish too.
B - Really? Whereabouts here is he from?
A - Well, he's never actually been to Ireland before, but his great-great-great grandfather sailed over to New York from Ireland in 1862...
B - Awh not another one of them eejits who insists that they're Irish?!
A - Yeah, I just nodded and supressed my laughter/anger!
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The ideals forced upon americans by their government to keep them passive
Americans think they have freedom, but all they really have is the ability to bend over and take it from their government. Up the ass. Yeah.
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Shite American "sport" for fat people to play and watch.
Physical fitness is not required as play stops every minute for a 5 minute break when the coaches play a basterdised version of physical chess. Not to mention the fact that the entire team gets changed round several times a game. Why? Because one player is to stupid to be able to know how to both attack AND defend!
Players wear pads and helmets because they are too feckin dumb to learn how to tackle properly (like in Rugby). Padding is like giveing a swimmer a boat.
I couldn't give a shit who or how big Ray Lewis is. If he took all that gay padding off and came across Jona Lomu or any of the New Zealand rugby squad he would know what a tackle is. The bigger they are the harder they fall. And if everyone keeps quoting his name because he's huge at 250lbs that's about the MINIMUM weight for an international rugby forward.
How many "football" players actually look like they've been in a game? They're all pretty boys who don't know what a good studing or stamping on feels like. They should be put at the bottom of rook to see what it feels like without padding.
To summarise - shit, slow, lazy game (sport is too generous a word) played by fat, unfit people and supported by self obssessed, ignorant, xenophobic yanks who believe that because it is their sport it is the best in the world and their players are the biggest and strongest.
"Do you wanna go play some sports"
"Nah i'll sit here and drink beer and eat nachos because i'm a fat lazy yank"
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