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Chinese proganda
Chester: Wow, did you know that evan watches anime?
Sean: Damn, I didn’t realize that he watched that chinese propaganda.
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Person #1: What's an otaku?
Person #2: An anime geek
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used to decribe a situation that is out of control, commonly involving a large group of people resulting in one big cluster fuck. see also Barnum and Bailey ass and shit storm
I hate going to the grocery store on the day they pass out food-stamps because its so goddamn circus-animally
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Loves anime and will always succumb to its stupidness. Can activate their otherkind or furry abilities at will.
Yo bro why are u being such a anime brandy.
Idk bro I just like being a weeb.
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Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."
Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.
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Thick delicious beautiful luxurious thighs... only found in anime though. ;3
Hot guy: omg girl y-your legs..?
Cute loli: oh, you must mean my ✨thighs✨
(Since it’s in anime you would call them anime thighs, but they don’t know their in anime so yeah..)
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1. Someone who judges people based on names alone, immediately assuming someone with a name like “Billy-Bob” must be stupid. Also preaches a stereotypical and irrational hatred of southern society, often describing them as “ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change“. It is very possibly they promote other discrimination as well.
2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.
3. A movement to stop the trading of dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.
NORMAL PERSON: High, my name is billy-bob. I just got my PhD and am on the brink of curing cancer.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!
BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my parents to change my name.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)
BILLY-BOB: You’re a psychopath! Someone call the police!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
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