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you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
A person who sits on her/his soul
An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.
To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.
DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!
Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.
Dave was a right arse duster today
Girls can not send arse pics nor boys can ask for them. Good luck !
No arse pics today, taking part in no arse November
A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.
Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH
The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.
"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."