Iβm posting my partner for August 2, non-binary friends day.
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National send nudes to a friend day. The day your are obliged to send a friend who gets none at least one nude selfie
"Hey you know its august 14th right!"
"Heres to my friend who gets no bitches u incel"
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Wahhhhhh look at that hairy man, bet he waas born on august 18.
21π 120π
National Leslie day.
If you have a girlfriend named leslie that is totally radddddd then itβs her dayβ₯οΈ
August 2nd? Omg thatβs leslie day
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People born on this day are EVIL!!!!! DONT TRUST ANYONE BORN ON AUGUST 18!!!!!
No wonder Emma was born on August 18th
6π 29π
People born on this day are stupid
Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!
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