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If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.
Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.
"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"
Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground
Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon
when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!
Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up
Brandon and sara are retarded