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brandon fayard

Gorgeous! Always jokes about being awesome and a sexy motherf---er, but in reality, is very humble.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!

He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.

Brandon knows everything.

Brandon Fayard knows everything!

by infoholic39 January 3, 2019


David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 5, 2018


Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho

by B1ngb0ng November 29, 2020


brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021


brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 27, 2015


Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up

Brandon and sara are retarded

by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018


Brandon Soos

Bitch

Brandon soos is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020