when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick
This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana
The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work
"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"
House where a lot of dudes live.
Wow, I thought that party was going to be cool, but it was at a total banana plantation.
when you are having sexual intercourse and the male urinates in the females mouth.
we were gettin freaky and then he gave me a banana margarita!
When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....
THE RANDOM LYRIC FROM LION KING!
Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA
When she got out of the car wearing a short skirt and no panties I caught a glimpse of her banana wallet