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The bar seen atop emergency vehicles that and service vehicles that flashes color(s) to warn oncoming motorists.
Pull over for that ambulance see the red flashing light bar?
Better turn on the lights we have a 10-26 at 35th and Lennox proceed code 3.
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Magnum bars are ice cream bars dipped in chocolate. They come in Classic (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate), Almond (vanilla ice cream dipped in almond-infested chocolate), Double Chocolate (Chocolate ice cream dipped in chocolate, then gooey delicious fudge, then chocolate again) and the very best, Double Caramel (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, then dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate again). These ice cream bars just recently came to the United States from parts of Europe and Australia, and are almost better than sex. Literal orgasm in your mouth. Go out to Safeway or Wal-Mart and pick some up NOW
Dude, are you and Joe gonna bang tonight?
No way, I have a box of Magnum Bars waiting for me at home!
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When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.
Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.
Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.
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Indicating that you fully support the idea, concept,premise etc.
She told me that she said she couldn't wait to vote, I told her that I was "five bars" on that.
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When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.
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When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
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N. /fuhrn-bar/ Drinking establishment frequented by gay men. (history - back when being a "gay bar" was grounds for having a brick thrown through your window, many non-breeder freindly establishments would place ferns in the window)
Bruce got a blowie from seth in the back room of "secrets" his favorite fern bar.
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