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Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
So now that its your Over-birthday, how does it feel being 16 and a day old?
The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.
Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.
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The 29th of December is the birthday of a human being that uses Discord. I am putting this on here to see if somebody from our Discord server finds it.
WOW! It's Jay's Birthday!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!
Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal
The year you experienced the song, album, band or event that defined you.
My soul's birthday is the summer of 1981 when I heard Van Halen's fourth studio album "Fair Warning"