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the act in which you hit bare boobs and yell “Zoinks boobs” like shaggy from scooby doo
*slaps boobs*
Todd: Zoinks boobs, that was so hot babe!
When you are falling (whether that be from jumping, sliding downward, etc.) and your body reaches your final destination before your boobs do.
On the trampoline I experienced extreme boob inertia and it hurt like hell because I wasn't wearing a sports bra!
Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.
Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!
Someone who likes to lube Calmli and potentially put a tube inside of his mombri.
Oh shiggity shat that's one heck of a Boob Shambri over there in the distance. One might even call him Spongeboob Shambripants!
Gorilla Boobs are bulky human female breasts. These breasts are large, slightly hairy, and at a quick glance look like they should be attached to a gorilla.
"Did you see the breasts on her? She had gorilla boobs! Where's the zoo?"
The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
When a women sits in the bath tub too long her tits get moldy like old cheddar
Tanya fell asleep in the bath tub and woke up with trench boob