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A modest guy who secretly knows he's sexy and the coolest, but will never ever say it. He's helpful and kind and beyond hilarious. He's really smart but thinks he's dumb because he is a daydreamer. People like him so much that the odd time anyone feels anything remotely negative toward him he questions himself, forgetting that he is super charismatic and wins over nearly everyone. He has an eye for beauty and a knack for fun. He'll calm you instantly just by being there. Giant heart. Beautiful brain. Big dick.
Person 1: dating guys nowadays is the worst they all suck.
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.
Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies
the fruity guy in class, hes always seen hugging another dude and stuff. hes also the class clown, he loves football or soccer idk. also he doesnt go to school sometimes, because he is homo. also is related to brian griffin
Jayden: hi brian, wanna hang out and be straight
brian: okayy
Brian Fernando Jara is depressing and sukaina Shivji is not.
An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.
:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better