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When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.
Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.
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the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married
She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.
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After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
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When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.
Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
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A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.
Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.
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A working-class Latino suburb located about 20 minutes (without traffic) southeast of Downtown Los Angeles. It is bordered by South LA to the west, Huntington Park and Cudahy to the north, Downey to the east, and Lynwood to the south. Since it is located on the flight path to LAX, you can hear airplanes quite often throughout the day and night. The area just west and south of South Gate Park has the nicest homes with lower crime and higher median household income, which explains why most homes in the area do not have fences around their lawns. The eastern part of South Gate has more crime due to its proximity to South LA. Most businesses cater to the high immigrant Mexican population. However, as their US-born children grow up and many are unable to afford to live on their own elsewhere in the LA area due to barely graduating high school, newer businesses are catering to a younger generation of Latinos with more American and corporate tastes, which is evident in the recently built Azalea Regional Shopping Center on Firestone and Atlantic. Modern technology tends to arrive late to Sough Gate because the immigrant adults do not follow technology much and their US-born children don't exactly have the money to keep up to date with new technology. Many residents escape the mundaneness of South Gate by going next door to Downey. Those willing to travel more go to Cerritos, Long Beach, DTLA, or Dockweiler Beach.
South Gate Resident: "Hey, I just bought an Amazon Echo! I can't believe you can talk to device and it talks back to you and does things for you!"
DTLA Resident: "Uh, the Amazon Echo came out 3 years ago. Where have you been all this time?"
South Gate Resident: "I've been in South Gate, California."
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An expression someone uses when he/she doesn't get a joke.
PERSON 1 TELLS A JOKE
PERSON 2: I'm moving to California.
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