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An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.
What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.
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a song buy 50 cent that is used to describe cent and his girl doing it. "I'll let you lick my lolipop" means I will let you suck on my dick. If you don't understand the rest, ask yo momma!
I'll take you to the candy shop.
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a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.
this fucking asian is a candy wrapper
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It was my birthday last night so I had my old lady whip some skull candy on me.
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When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.
Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.
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Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.
Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.
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A little taste of sweetness for another wise boring middle age life!
That middle age woman's so happy with life cause she's got a candy boy.
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