Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.
May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"
Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."
DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.
Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.
A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"
An orgy with people who do not wash
Had a massive fish and cheesy chips last night!
An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life
I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick
When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!