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whacked the clam

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.

"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

by Pimp-master-shwagster August 28, 2006

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clam hole

The ergonomic cut away in a bicycle seat. Usually made for women.

Would you like the seat with or with out the clam hole ma'am.

by loafin April 6, 2008

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Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

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Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.

"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."

by sexysailor April 11, 2009

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Purple Clam

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

by Kiss2113 April 21, 2012

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Clam Rock

Rock music fronted by and/or has its main audience in the lesbian community.

Melissa Etheridge and Ani Difranco are Clam Rock Goddesses.

by obijon December 3, 2009

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Clam Fart

A queef.

After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.

by rj19922011 February 1, 2011

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