A fat cunt who thinks he’s Mike Tyson but in reality he gets beat by his fit Mum Andrea.
He thinks he’s a baller but actually couldn’t hit a barn door
That Connor is so shit at football
Guy 1: Yo get a load of this Knob-jockey!
Guy 2: Yeah he must be called Connor
Big headed forehead dude that everyone is friends with. Also wears Nike brand everything. When he wears a black chain and hat he just looks like a wanna be sound cloud rapper.
Connor has two N’s in it. Unfortunately they stand for Nazi, not nice. Connor is not only a disgrace to all men he is a disgrace to all of humanity. This nudered simp is the most annoying mother fucker of all time. He attempts to be controlling however realistic is to short to reach any controls-or light switches. He bitches 24/7 and deserves maximum punishment for the crime he has committed by entering this earth.
Connor bit his own balls off before his dick reached it’s full potential of an inch.
Connor is such a simp.
CONNOR ROLFE The type of guy to have a SHIT trim .. the type of guy to search on YouTube “How to get a girlfriend tutorials” .. the type of guy to have the SHITTESSTTT mic .. the type of guy to call hash 100 times a second .. the type of guy to say he’ll pay money but claim to be broke 5 minutes later .. I could go on and on and on!
Hash - *EXISTS*
Connor - “I must call hash”
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Amelia - *EXISTS*
Connor “Wys b xx”
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Emma - *EXISTS*
Connor - *CALLS HASH*
Emma - *Breathes*
Connor - “Emma’s being a bitch again”
A boy who has issues and sucks dick in the corners of schools. He doesn't shower and mostly loves being gay. There's nobody like this connor. Connor can be a huge dick but don't be surprised that he doesn't have one. The man of the smallest dick in the world.
"Look, it's small dick connor"