Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.
Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit
What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?
This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}
Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life
Me : umm I'm not mad
A new type of lung cancer
'That perfectly healthy child has Covid, He'll be dead in no time