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COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024


COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.

I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.

by randomtruths February 9, 2022


Covid

You are dead when u git dis

Covid

by Out this November 3, 2020


Covid

Hell shit. Fuck this bitch

Fuck you covid

by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022


Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit

What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022


Covid

This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}

Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life

Me : umm I'm not mad

by Thatgirliepop January 31, 2023


Covid

A new type of lung cancer

'That perfectly healthy child has Covid, He'll be dead in no time

by DickBag King January 21, 2021