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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
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It means you’re the Fukin best and everyone knows u
Look *name* is 3 fingers up /arms crossed and 3 fingers up on each hand that means he must be the best
Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Murray: Call the poli-
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Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
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you get information from someone about that person and tell that person what they said and it's called dubble crossing
(told to me from him) "she's so hot" *5 min later* *you tell whoever she is that he said you're hot. *he finds out you told her and calls you and says* "oh thanks for dubble crossing me"
You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded
Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded
Anders: damn dude
Javier: Remy is so hot right now
Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?