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Worse than fucked and coined by macca
Wow, your cunted (said to someone who just dropped a chainsaw on their face)
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A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!
(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection
(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!
A term used legendary australian by Ray meagher at the logies when he edged out Rebecca Gibney for the gold logie. Also a team slogan used by highly underrated beerabong XI goldfield ashes cricket team
"Nice bowling Robot Steve" says Colson " cheers cunt". Replies Robot steve
A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.
You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?
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A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.
Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"
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