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When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
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It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.
So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?
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A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.
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A date that is strictly for getting the D
They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date
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Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.
Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.
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when two people like each other but can't date due to fear of being ridiculed and teased by classmates who are usually really just jealous.
did you know that Graham and Hady are dating?
no, they're just Gagie dating.
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Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
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