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Donald trump: i am Donald trump
Man: what dick are you sucking today bitch.
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A guy with a weird looking hairstyle usually known as the president of USA.
Donald trump: " I rule America" Putin: "I rule Russia"
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A man who doesn’t like Mexico because he choked on tocos at his last visit
Donald trump ( I hate every country except America because we are the best, my wife is also a gold digger that I haven’t seen in the last year. And I’m white as FUCK and try to cover it up with Cheeto dust. )
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A big dumb idiot that is basically a big fat ass fog horn
Dude, you voting for Donald Trump, hell no Trump is the dumbest fucker!
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A man who thought the coronavirus was fake because it was made in china.
John: Yo why is corona spreading like this in the states if we knew about it before.
God: Because your president prefers to run the businesses of the country to its own people and also that china can't pass you guys.
Other guy: How did Donald trump even win???
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an idiotic shit head who just does care about America. he acts like he knows what he is doing but he has no fucking clue whatsoever. it is very safe to say that he is the worst American President known in American history.
some guy: hey did you see what donald trump said on live television the other day!
other guy: yeah i saw, that guy is a motherfucking duchebag, i heard that hes having a hard time with his wife.
some guy: yeah i know, i think that he's just going through a stormi patch....
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a massive fucking dumbass.
Some reasons to not support the neon orange overlord:
He is a liar who has told more than 18,000 documented lies since taking office.
He continues to downplay the rising coronavirus pandemic — and continues to refuse to accept any responsibility for fighting it.
He endangers fellow Americans by holding mass rallies during an ongoing pandemic.
He discriminated against minority tenants in housing complexes he owned in New York City — and his beliefs remain clear today as he describes peaceful protesters as “thugs” and refuses to recognize the tragedy of George Floyd’s death (and the deaths of others like Floyd).
He rejects the fact that climate change is taking place, and has withdrawn America from the Paris climate accord.
He tells Middle America that he cares about it, yet he is trying to destroy the Affordable Care Act and has pushed through a tax cut that mostly benefits the very wealthy and rich corporations.
He has disemboweled the Republican Party.
He has urged the nation’s top doctors to investigate whether injecting disinfectants is a good way to kill the coronavirus.
He wants to run the executive branch like a Mafia mob, and demands that everyone from FBI directors to military generals swear personal allegiance to him.
He has enacted despicable immigration policies that have yanked children from their poverty-stricken parents’ arms at our southern border.
Taken down on 1/22/2021, lets see how long this definition lasts.
Donald Trump is a massive fucking dumbass.
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