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The feeling when you dip your nuts in Raisin Canes sauce and cum profusely until you pass out.
I cant believe we ended up pulling an East Carolina boom drop last night after dinner.
Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
This school is filled with people who try to act black but they aren’t.Its full of drama with people who think they’re cool because they date older people.Its filled with ho’s who will be pregnant by 10th grade
Kay kay-stop acting like a East Windsor high school
Harry-I’m not
The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
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Things went terribly; circumstances were undesirable.
"My wife left me, I lost my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went east"
Beautiful independent girls. They are extremely smart and have a lot going for themselves. They aren't easy to get with for they actually value themselves. They are caring and will do anything to help someone. They aren't stupid and know when they are being played. Hoe is not in their vocabulary. They live in the upper east part of the USA. They are Bad and Boujee and can't be broken.
Damn I'd love me a north east girl.
Them north east girls are so smart!
A Trinidadian secondary school that turns any 6 man into a 7, With Sweet girls and teachers that are all members of the LGBTQ.
A secondary school in trinidad that contains 7 men and sweet girls.
I love "South east sec"