Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

Chab Ed

Ye Ed when ye proper wiffed an tha

Arhh lad am proper changed out of me chab Ed yenoo

Ed Hensley

Man amongst men that the ladies flock to. Don’t hate him because you ain’t him.

Looking like Ed Hensley with all this women chasing him.

Olu-ed

A home wrecker. Stepping into a relationship and breaking them up,or stealing ones partner.

This girl is hot but her boyfriend is a loser so he's about to get olu-ed

I just got olu-ed

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.

DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.

Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.

Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."