Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

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Adam F

Some hipster fuck who anime nerds think are cool

Ronny Bojangles? You mean Adam F. What a douche.

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Logan f

A little midget with a tiny penis. He has a cool gaming setup and sometimes pulls chicks but other than that a Logan is a logan.

Logan do be a logan f

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F A B

Fishing, Archery, Bee-bee guns

At camp Trillium we get to go to FAB, or swimming, or the dunes

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f(x)=11

when the output of a particular function is always equal to 11. Common notation variations include fx11, fx=ll, or fxll.

"Damn, I love functions, especially that f(x)=11 thing, its so easy" - some random guy.
"*moans* fxll-chan" - Owen

WTFin' F

Directly translated, "What the f*ckin' f*ck". A variation of the term wtf for geeks, or for when wtf does not express enough anger for the situation.

"He just shotput the bowling ball and got a strike! I've been trying hard the whole time and haven't gotten a single one! WTFin' F!"

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F-35

The F-35 is a jet. Legends say that it is also the wife of another legend called: Sjakieteet. He loves food very much. The F-35 can be used for bombing, shooting bullets, firing rockets and observation. Nobody can fly the F-35 as good as Sjakieteet.

That F-35 is about to bomb the shit out of people.

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