damn faggot

The kind of person that likes to tan in a booth are spray it out of a can.
The kind person that goes to clubs and brings home a different girl every night.
The kind of person that lifts their shirt up so they show their abs.
The kind of people that are constantly chuckin up deuces.
Anybody who remotely imitates anything people on Jersey Shore do.
Going to Pure teen club.

-Look at Nick over there, dancing with some trashy chick. Hes probably gonna contract herpes by looking at her.
-I know he looks like a damn faggot

faggot undercover

when a man accuses a straight man of being gay in order to hide the fact that he finds him attractive.

friend 1: Why do you keep staring at that guy you think he's hot?

friend 2: NO!! NO!! NO!! He's a fag look at him.

friend 1: you're the one who's staring at him. What are you a faggot undercover.

friend 2: I'M NOT GAY. HE'S GAY! NOT ME!

friend 1: you're a faggot undercover I think you like him.

friend 2: <(speechless)

Human Faggot

One who is this has ascended above all levels of faggotry. They are no longer just a faggot, the king of faggots, or a nigger faggot, but they are the epitome of a "faggot". They are apart from the common bred of humans we civilized people call "faggots" because they have excelled above all the categories in the arts of faggotry.

Person 1: Hey I was called a human faggot the other day have and I can't think in anyway that would sound correct
Person 2: Well the only thing you should be thinking about now is your life.

royal faggotness

State; quality; condition; degree: brightness of a Superior homosexual man

Matt is always asking for things to do . .. he's like he royal Faggotness

Diva Faggot

A shallow, dense, soul less little girl.

Mark is a diva faggot

Doc. Faggot

An academic who is a douche.

"man did you check out that Doc. Faggot at school?"

faggot wagon

Pseudonym for the Toyota Sienna minvan.

Marlon got busted stalking kindergarteners again in one of those faggot wagons.