Finger it Out

When you go in with a promise of expecting someone to like you by putting a unspecific object in any hole at all and it gets stuck but you can't pay the medical bill so you just call it quits and try and finger it out.

John: My watch got stuck
Chrissy: Idk man better finger it out

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sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

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Ghost Finger

When you intentionally maim yourself so that you lose permanent feeling in your finger for the sake of better anal stimulation.

My girlfriend was out of town for the week, so I had to give myself the ol' Ghost Finger.

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freak finger

When a girl paints one of her fingers, usually the middle or ring finger, a different color.

"hey look at that hottie"
"yeah, freak finger and all"

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bloody finger

the finger after a girl has torn her hymen by the act of fingering herself before loosing her actual virginity.

I heard Lila just got a bloody finger on her 12th birthday, shes such a bad-ass.

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man finger

another slang word for penis

Dude, zip up your pants i can see your man finger.

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multiple fingers

using more than one finger for convenience purposes

ellie:'can i use multiple fingers?!'
'leo:yeah, sure i'll just get my vas out...'

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