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Airplane food

A light meal to eat while flying to your destination. Nobody knows what the deal with it is.

Hey, man. What’s the deal with airplane food?
I don’t know. What’s the deal with airplane food?

by CoolCatUD November 16, 2019

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


best food

pizΒ·za
ˈpΔ“tsΙ™/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."

by Aesthetic.Pizza December 1, 2014

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

87πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


astronaut food

A person who you are not in a relationship with but could always have the ability of being in a relationship. Much like astronaut food that person will never go stale or tired of waiting for their love to be requited.

Samantha: I am so lonely maybe I should just go out with Ian.
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!

by flubber-monkey jones December 24, 2008

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


food log

burrito

hey man u wanna go get some food logs?

by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dude food

semen

I totally fed her my dude food last night

by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Food baby

A Turd, Dump, Bowel movement, fecal defecation. Much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.

Dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!

by KL Whitjohj November 27, 2012

14πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž