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Trying something that is not yours.
"Hey man let me fuck on that burger real quick"
"This cake is so good you gotta come fuck on it"
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a word that you can never find in a dictionary (except for maybe the spanish-english dictionary)
2000 pages, and still i cant find fuck in the dictionary
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to have had a penis go into your ass and vagina
my son had a birthday so he asked if he could shower with me, and i said yes
then he saw my vagina and boobs and asked if he can touch, and i said yes
then he asked me if he can sleep in my bed tonight, i told him yes
in the middle of the night h wakes me up and tells me he cant fall asleep, so i told him to do something to distract him
so he said okay, then he pulled down my thong stuck his dick in my ass and started humping me. i asked him where did he learn to do it so well and he said, at the sleep over he had they fucked all the girls.
that is the story of how i got fucked by my six year old son
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1. An expression of extreme excitement.2. Also an expression of total agreement.
1. Joel: Did you hear? Pabst is on sale! John: Fucking fuck yea!
2. Beaux: Man, we really got a shiity week ahead of us. Dave: Fucking fuck yea dude, tell me about it.
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A highly-improbable fantasy scenario that is still given considerable or serious thought despite being entirely unfeasible.
"Jason's been looking at real estate listings for million-dollar houses on the internet. He really thinks he's going to win the Mega Millions jackpot, but we all know that's just a fuck-fuck fantasy."
When something is going REALLY awful and the word "fuck" isn't enough to explain it.
"Oh my fucking fuckity fuck! I'm so gonna fail this test."
"You need help man?"
A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.
A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.
I love you a fucking fuck ton.