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This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.
Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!
then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses
i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer
no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help
help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement
Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing
Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German